Zimbabwho..... ?
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Zimbabwho..... ?
Nuff said
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setting myself up but what the hell...
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First part of that plan is up the swanny... England(and Wales and SA) win by 50 runs.fp wrote:You won't be laughing later tonight when the Zimbabweans thrash England and Wales...
Nor tomorrow night when Australia eliminate England and Wales in the group stage
Second part of the plan... we'll just have to wait and see
EDIT: Whupped in the group game but both sides live to fight another day and its the end of Zimbabwho..
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Johnny X wrote:First part of that plan is up the swanny... England(and Wales and SA) win by 50 runs.fp wrote:You won't be laughing later tonight when the Zimbabweans thrash England and Wales...
Nor tomorrow night when Australia eliminate England and Wales in the group stage
Second part of the plan... we'll just have to wait and see
EDIT: Whupped in the group game but both sides live to fight another day and its the end of Zimbabwho..
Australia bounced back from their embarrassing defeat against Zimbabwe to demolish England by eight wickets at Newlands and avert a humiliating early exit from the Twenty20 World Championship.
Less than two days after being stunned by the African minnows on the same ground, Australia looked every bit world champions as they dismissed England for 135 and then polished off the runs with a massive 31 balls to spare.
Matthew Hayden belted an unbeaten 67 off 43 balls, with Adam Gilchrist adding 45 in a 78-run opening partnership before Ricky Ponting (20) and Andrew Symonds (5 not out) helped finish off the match.
The emphatic victory secures Australia's place in the Super Eights, with England also advancing to the second stage ahead of Zimbabwe on net run rate.
Australia bowled superbly, with their four-pronged pace attack of Nathan Bracken (3-16), Mitchell Johnson (3-22), Stuart Clark (2-24) and Brett Lee (1-31) all claiming wickets.
England star Kevin Pietersen on Thursday said England would be looking to pay back Australia for their Ashes whitewash by "humiliating" Ponting's team and bouncing them out of the tournament.
But there was none of that fire evident today, with England - despite sitting top of the group and battling an Australian side down on confidence - looking far more concerned with ensuring their own survival in the tournament than threatening their bitter rivals.
While they beat Zimbabwe by 50 runs on Thursday, there was still a slight chance England could be eliminated at the group stage if they suffered a heavy defeat today.
In the end, the size of the loss was not significant enough for Paul Collingwood's side to crash out, with Australia having needing to have scored the runs in 9.3 overs.
Still, it was a disappointing performance from England.
Andrew Flintoff top scored with 31, with Pietersen adding 21.
But despite a smattering of big shots, England struggled to score at six-and-over for the first 10 overs, and then failed miserably to push their score along in the dying overs.
When Johnson claimed the prized scalp Flintoff in the 17th over, England were 6-127.
But the last three overs - bowled by Bracken and Clark - yielded just eight runs with Stuart Broad dismissed from the final ball.
England even struggled to fully get after Australia's part-timers.
While Andrew Symonds went for 28 off his two overs, Michael Clarke conceded just 14 from his two, including three runs from the 15th over.
Australia will now play Bangladesh in Cape Town on Sunday in their first match of the Super Eights stage.
Pakistan and Sri Lanka have also been drawn in their group for the second stage, with the top two teams from the pool qualifying for the semi-finals.
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Pretty awful indeed. Skin thight grey long sleev shirt with a loose and billowy yellow singlet over the top.
Even the all-grey Twenty20 unform they played that one-off in last summer looked better.
Same with the Brunswick Green uniforms that they wore in the Commonweatlh Bank series.
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/79600/79615.jpg
And its not the only awful Australian uniform going around.
Check out the Wallabies unifom at the Union World Cup... it looks like they're all wearing them inside out or something.
http://www.rugby.com.au/site/_content/photogalleryitem/00000180-Photo.jpg
I must say that I really like Scotland's new Twenty20 uniform, the blue and gold is a drastic change and improvement from the drab navy blue that they've been playing in these last few years.
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/79400/79482.jpg
Even the all-grey Twenty20 unform they played that one-off in last summer looked better.
Same with the Brunswick Green uniforms that they wore in the Commonweatlh Bank series.
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/79600/79615.jpg
And its not the only awful Australian uniform going around.
Check out the Wallabies unifom at the Union World Cup... it looks like they're all wearing them inside out or something.
http://www.rugby.com.au/site/_content/photogalleryitem/00000180-Photo.jpg
I must say that I really like Scotland's new Twenty20 uniform, the blue and gold is a drastic change and improvement from the drab navy blue that they've been playing in these last few years.
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/79400/79482.jpg
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