A.R.S.E.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:03 pm**

nope, cant beat that

put me down for 2, me n my dad

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:20 pm**

We also came up with the 'Noods Hood' the same night. Basically it's a condom for the aussie man. Features:
- the last 2 inches feature a chamois to clean ones member on completion of the job at hand.

- a proper sized resoviour tip that's actually big enough to hold a man sized load.

- lubricant made from the extract of a bee's sting to caused slight femine swelling to increase his pleasure.

- Easy to tie end much like a garbage bag. No bloke wants to drip some man goo on his fingers after unsheathing.

- and of course ribs on the inside for his pleasure.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:37 pm**

w00dsy wrote:We also came up with the 'Noods Hood' the same night. Basically it's a condom for the aussie man. Sadly we didn't do a state of the art CAD drawing like you see above with the Worbs 1,500,000.

Features:
- the last 2 inches feature a chamois to clean ones member on completion of the job at hand.

- a proper sized resoviour tip that's actually big enough to hold a man sized load.

- lubricant made from the extract of a bee's sting to caused slight femine swelling to increase his pleasure.

- Easy to tie end much like a garbage bag. No bloke wants to drip some man goo on his fingers after unsheathing.

- and of course ribs on the inside for his pleasure.

thats awesome stuff

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:46 pm**

w00dsy wrote: chamois to clean ones member

Nige, that's a shammy in your lingo.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:05 pm**

w00dsy wrote:We also came up with the 'Noods Hood' the same night. Basically it's a condom for the aussie man. Sadly we didn't do a state of the art CAD drawing like you see above with the Worbs 1,500,000.

Features:
- the last 2 inches feature a chamois to clean ones member on completion of the job at hand.

- a proper sized resoviour tip that's actually big enough to hold a man sized load.

- lubricant made from the extract of a bee's sting to caused slight femine swelling to increase his pleasure.

- Easy to tie end much like a garbage bag. No bloke wants to drip some man goo on his fingers after unsheathing.

- and of course ribs on the inside for his pleasure.

Thanks a lot - my keyboard has coffee all over it now.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:07 pm**

markus wrote:
Thanks a lot - my keyboard has coffee all over it now.

Well, purchase some NoodsHoods and you could use the shammy inners to mop up.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:09 pm**

Just don't get the lube on your lips

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:18 pm**

ahahah.....nice worbs...maybe noodsy

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:21 pm**

w00dsy wrote:
w00dsy wrote: chamois to clean ones member
Nige, that's a shammy in your lingo.

Ah, ,most kind sir. Most kind.

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:07 am**

You guys take cheques?

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:34 am**

how does one, invest in such manly things?

Posted: **Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:02 pm**

GXTracker wrote:You guys take cheques?

Yeah, "wet" checks!

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:43 am**

Good news guys. Carntel is on the verge of another brillian, manly invention.

More soon.

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:53 am**

i'll take 2

Posted: **Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:00 pm**

ill take as many, that can fit in my back pocket

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:02 pm**

Time to revive the thread.

Last night at a mates place we somehow got onto the topic of minimising splashback when taking a dump. And so was born the Upright Dunny.

It features a long drop with minimal water to ensure the arse stays as far away from the impact point as possible. Also, none of this needing to sit all the way down to take a dump. Just lean your back against a wall and let your legs fit into the smooth contours and your nuts take a rest on the Nutsicle Holder. To ensure comfort, a padded leather cushion in provided. Probably the biggest advantage is space - it could pretty much fit into a cupboard sized area. No need to walk all the way to the WC when you can just open the cupboard door.

Somehow the idea sounded a whole lot better late last night...

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:56 pm**

pure gold!

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:03 pm**

Not alot of this offtopic stuff makes me laugh out loud.. but god damn that was pure gold.. hahah... tnx for that Exar...

Posted: **Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:22 am**

Posted: **Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:42 am**

You guys wait til you see what Carntel are working on.

Top work Mick!

Posted: **Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:33 am**

norbs wrote:You guys wait til you see what Carntel are working on.

Top work Mick!

Carntel are working on something else already, i haven't got my BBQ yet!

Posted: **Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:36 am**

r8response wrote:
norbs wrote:You guys wait til you see what Carntel are working on.

Top work Mick!
Carntel are working on something else already, i haven't got my BBQ yet!

I dont recall them being free!!

Send the cash and I am sure we can work something out.

Posted: **Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:51 am**

*sniff* makes me so proud

God bless you boys!

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:15 pm**

The 2nd Q&A will answer a few questions regarding this one ....http://www.spectator.net/EDPAGES/drnell/nell1391.html

A.R.S.E.

Are you as inventive as me and Rod?

Are you as inventive as me and Rod?