Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer
Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valentine
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Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valentine
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Re: Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valen
I wish i'd seen that before the other day. Copy/paste, looks like the wife is getting a card after all.
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Re: Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valen
haha gold.
Id be killed if i sent chantel that.
Id be killed if i sent chantel that.
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Re: Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valen
don't let us stop you....NeilPearson wrote:haha gold.
Id be killed if i sent chantel that.
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