RIP Michael Jackson

thornz · Post by **thornz** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:15 am

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/ce ... orted-dead

How long before the bad taste jokes start coming out?

Exar Kun · Post by **Exar Kun** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:16 am

Just heard the same thing:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 609021.htm

r8response · Post by **r8response** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:36 am

thornz wrote:How long before the bad taste jokes start coming out?

How do you know when its Bed time at michael jackson's place??

When the big hand touches the little hand!

Jokes about Mj have been around for as long as i can remember. Lets hope if he has/hasn't died that he is remembered for his music

Post by **Big Kev** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:37 am

Reporting the same on SKY news here.

Let the conspiracy theories begin!!

Woodee · Post by **Woodee** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:01 am

R.I.P

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:07 am

RIP MJ

Santaria · Post by **Santaria** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:17 am

As much as the dude creeped me the fuck out, his music was second to none.

RIP Creepy little dude.

ysu · Post by **ysu** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:18 am

he was creepy, maybe a sick bastard, and quite a bit crazy based on his collection of himself
but he made some good music back in the heydays
Let's try to remember that instead of his late years

Post by **norbs** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:05 am

What the fuck, have you all gone soft? Where are the sick jokes? This from Alan Davies Twitter this morning.

Poor Jacko, it's not over yet, he'll be out of that hospital, with a pack of zombies behind him, dancing to 'Thriller' any minute now.

He did some good things, but also some fucking weird arsed shit. I won't miss him.

r8response · Post by **r8response** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:11 am

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:48 am

michael jackson left in his will he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation so kids can still play with him

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:52 am

when farrah fawcet got to heaven god granted her 1 wish, she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed michael jackson

DexterPunk · Post by **DexterPunk** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:55 am

jesus.. the death of a legend...

this is bizarre, i cant remember who i was talking to now... but only a few weeks back i said to a mate of mine i reckon MJ will top himself before long.. no money anymore, all the pedo allegations, etc etc.. i wonder if the heart attack was caused from an OD or something.

Post by **Bauer** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:18 am

RIP Mike.

like the music, preferred it when your were a black fella though

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:24 am

Michael Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital, he died when he found out there was no childrens ward...

DarrenM · Post by **DarrenM** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:31 am

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:51 am

Jeez this is amazing. He's been dead for three hours and already I've heard about half a dozen jokes!

For Melbournians it reminded me of last week's text message: Tuppence Moran walked into a cafe and ordered a triple shot espresso...

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:51 am

hahahahahah Darren.. love it

SE1Z · Post by **SE1Z** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:29 pm

Police have now reported that Michael Jackson’s autopsy has revealed
that it was not the fault of the sunshine or the moonlight. They are
blaming it squarely on the boogie.

Michael Jackson has died in a tragic accident! Government sources have
warned of the dangers of eating 12 year old sausage

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:46 pm

The original rumours of a heart attack are incorrect. It has been revealed that he was visiting a children's hospital and had a stroke.

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:00 pm

god bless all the sick fucks who come out with the jokes right after someone dies. Jacko would have been lucky to do much more given all the crap that has surrounded him the last 20 years. His career was over, he still had his faithful fans but most people had long lost interest. He was good at his peak, but he became a side show.

Gusto · Post by **Gusto** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:02 pm

First heard this just before 7am; that he received cpr in the ambulance. Turns out he carked it.
RIP

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:08 pm

w00dsy wrote:god bless all the sick fucks who come out with the jokes right after someone dies.

Mate I hope people joke at my funeral.

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:57 pm

I feel the same JD, But on a more serious note.

RIP Mj

Johnny X · Post by **Johnny X** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:04 pm

RIP MJ

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